Last night I had a group of 24 Fairfield University co-eds on my train; one more beautiful than the next. They were posing for photos and I asked if I could take a picture for my blog. They were thrilled.
Now, if only my wife was:
Me: (Trying to be casual.) Hey hon...Look at this picture I took last night.
Wife: Hmmm.
Me: (A little nervous now) Yeah, they were just these crazy college girls going down to a club in the city. It was one of the girl's 21st birthday. I thought I'd put it on the blog... you know just to demonstrate how the trains are full of beautiful women.
Wife: And you expect me to buy that?
Me: Well...Yeah!
Wife: Perv!
Me: No, really... Pretty women are a big part of the conductor experience.
Wife: You realize that you're old enough to be these girls' father?
Me: ...You really know how to hurt a guy.
