Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I Failed On The South Beach Diet

(drum roll please!)

10. Belatedly discovered Milk Duds NOT on diet...Go figure!

9. You can't deny an Irishman his potatoes.

8. I figured...if gaining it all back is good enough for Oprah, it's good enough for me.

7. When they said "no starch," I thought they were talking about the collar on
my shirt.

6. Krispy Kreme: Nuff said!

5. Apparently, blogging not considered a cardio workout.

4. "Give us this day our daily bread"... Who am I to argue with the Lord.

3. I'm not only the Girl Scout Cookie salesman... I'm also a client.

2. Three words: Cadbury Mini Eggs.

1. Me love me them carbs.

4 comments:

Celtic Chick said...

Maybe one day some genius will invent a Cadbury-Mini-Egg-Potato-Girl-Scout-Cookie-Milk-Dud-flavored Krispy Kreme doughnut. Yum!

Anonymous said...

weight watchers ...NOW -- there is a way of life..... 1 krispy kreme is worth 2 points...just count them points up!!! can eat any and everything....just not too much of it...Try that. oh...but you also need to exercise. Would that be a problem for you?

Justin said...

also you don't live in South Beach...that was my main deterrent...that, and the fact that I'm skinny

Anonymous said...

Celtic Chick, will that new food invention come in a no-carb, high fiber version?

And, I think you can leave the potatoes out!