DERAILED

One Man's Story Of His Life On (And Off) The Rails

Monday, May 22, 2017

Only in New York

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Eating Clam Chowder in the lower level of Grand Central tonight. A homeless black woman is staring at me from the next table.  "Hey b...
Monday, May 25, 2015

Los Intocables

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I was standing against the wall in Grand Central on Saturday when a woman approached me and asked, "Habla Espanol?" I told her ...
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Friday, March 27, 2015

Rats!

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Tonight in Grand Central at 25 track (Operations Office): Operations Manager: Mr. McDonough, we need you and your engineer to bring 10 dea...
Monday, January 26, 2015

Snow Job!

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So, I'm snowed in during a blizzard with nothing to do...and I started thinking about this poor neglected blog.  I'm sorry that I ha...
Thursday, October 09, 2014

Fair, Fear, Fare

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I had an Asian woman get on my train in West Haven today and she handed me this ticket. Her English wasn't very good, so I explained ...
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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Who's on first?

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Early this morning on the carpool ride home:   Engineer: Hey Bobby, that song on the radio... Isn't that Bachman-Turner Overdrive? ...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Coincidence?

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I'm convinced that there is something or someone other-worldly guiding my connection to the Dr. Stanley Milgram's 1961/1962  "O...
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Backwards-thinking

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On my train home tonight, a middle-aged man startled from a drunken slumber and hazily looked around in a panic. He spotted me from the co...
Sunday, August 24, 2014

Stress is...

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Stress is... Being a conductor on a six car train full of drunk and disorderly passengers at 2am...then discovering there's an electric...
Monday, May 19, 2014

Lost and Found II: Koala goes "Down Under."

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On Saturday, I came upon a sobbing, heart broken, 5 year old girl while collecting tickets. Her father explained that his daughter droppe...
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Sunday, February 02, 2014

An open letter to my passengers

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Dear Passengers, Please put the pitchfork and lanterns down.   I come in peace First, let me explain that the train crews are on yo...
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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Full Moon Fever 10/18/2013

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Train 1575: My train is held in Fairfield because the traffic is stopped ahead due to a trespasser walking in front of an Amtrak train. He...
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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Metro North Derailment and Collision 5/17/2013

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Lest we think that train collisions on the New Haven Line are something new; here's a picture I pulled out of the ...
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Friday, April 26, 2013

Aaahoo!!! Werewolves of Norwalk

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4/24/13: Somewhere around South Norwalk *Sheila, my assistant conductor, entered the head car of the train to collect tickets.  Just as sh...
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Sunday, March 17, 2013

Donnybrook

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Ahhhh...St. Paddy's Day.  Nothing makes me prouder of me Irish heritage than puddles of green vomit, and a good ol' donnybrook on a ...
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"Geronimo!!!" A Roller Coaster week in review.

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October 16th :  A guy boards my train in New Haven and when he opens his wallet, I see a yellow "Post It" note glued to his cred...
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Saturday, October 20, 2012

SHOCKING!!! (Again)

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Due to the recent article in the New Haven Register, I am rerunning this post which originally appeared in March of 2006: Something shoc...
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"So...Where are you going tonight?"

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"So....Where are you going tonight?" Sometimes the question doesn't even need to be asked. Take the hoards of people dressed...
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Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Note to Self

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Note to self:  Sometimes I'm naive. Whenever I'm walking along the tracks, I notice copious amounts of plastic water bottles fil...
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Bobby
Connecticut, United States
I was raised the youngest of nine children in an Irish-American-Catholic family. After finishing college I took a job as a railroad conductor until a real job came along. That was 33 years ago. I've been married for 30 yrs to my beautiful wife and we're raising two incredible daughters.
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