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Monday, July 14: Today is the day I start my relationship with TIM (not that there's anything wrong with that). TIM is not a person, but...

Miss Late Night train, July 2008: Favorite activities: Partying! Partying! and Partying! Guilty Pleasures: Little black dresses. Stiletto ...

Monday, July 7: Train 1388 - I'm alarmed because my engineer dumped the train (put emergency brake on) just west of Larchmont Station. ...

In case you missed it, here's an article that ran on the last page of Connecticut Magazine's May issue: http://www.zwire.com/site/ne...

0100 hrs : While boarding the train in Grand Central, conductor (me) observes a severely inebriated male passenger trot toward the train. He...

Last night, after collecting our tickets, a coworker and I sat down and began chatting. Somehow the conversation veered toward Dr. Josef Men...

Hello everybody, I would like to thank everyone who voted for my entry in Animation Magazine's 7th Annual Pitch Party Contest. Although ...

While growing up, my older brothers teased and harassed me mercilessly, so I felt it only right that I pass these torture methods on to my n...

Last night we had a severe thunderstorm and we lost our power. Just as the lights went out, our younger daughter called home from a friend...

In my college years, I worked part time at Sears in Orange, CT in the paint department. One day, while filling in at the candy counter, Sall...

This lovely young lady got on my train last night in Stamford. She was carrying a boquet of six helium balloons. I wished her a happy birth...

Folks, I must say... I'm a little hurt. As most of you know, Monday, May 26th, was " Bob Day "(a day to celebrate the ultimate...

The good folks over at "Stationstops.com" (see link at right) have produced a great video on the new, New Haven Line M-8 prototype...

I have to give the passengers on the 6:12 PM train to Bridgeport a lot of credit; they're an innovative lot. Take these two fellows for ...

Today my wife and I took our daughters to the Bronx for their first New York Yankees' game. Recently, I'd been given two free ticket...

WARNING: This post contains subject matter that some might find disturbing. Reader discretion is advised. In a New York Minute By Don Henley...

Last night I had a group of 24 Fairfield University co-eds on my train; one more beautiful than the next. They were posing for photos and I...

It must be "Topsy Turvy Day." My union secretary just sent me a link to a blog where a celebrity writes about his experience with ...

Jamie, a friend and coworker, always sends me the most interesting emails. Here's an abbreviated version of the latest one: The US stand...

This afternoon an elderly, white haired passenger stopped me and asked a question. "Conductor, what do you call the guy who drives the ...